Being Exceptionally vetti this past week i decided to wake up the right side of my brain (depicted below) from its long slumber and do some creative thinking .. What results is the following "poem"
Why am i here ?
What is my purpose ?
Why do i fear
The great Russian Circus ?
What is my calling ?
Where lies my goal ?
Am i just falling
into a hole ?
Why do i waste time ?
Why am i Vetti ?
Damn,this aint gonna rhyme
...........d'oh!
Why do people fight ?
Why cant we have peace ?
What is the world's plight ?
And who moved my cheese ?
Will this poem be a hit ?
Despite this dumb idea of mine
Why did i have to make it
Rhyme every alternate line ?
And As i look back at all that baloney
Wonder , is all i can do
Questions so many ,Why doesnt any
fit the answer forty-two ?
What is my purpose ?
Why do i fear
The great Russian Circus ?
What is my calling ?
Where lies my goal ?
Am i just falling
into a hole ?
Why do i waste time ?
Why am i Vetti ?
Damn,this aint gonna rhyme
...........d'oh!
Why do people fight ?
Why cant we have peace ?
What is the world's plight ?
And who moved my cheese ?
Will this poem be a hit ?
Despite this dumb idea of mine
Why did i have to make it
Rhyme every alternate line ?
And As i look back at all that baloney
Wonder , is all i can do
Questions so many ,Why doesnt any
fit the answer forty-two ?
Disclaimer : The "Ultimate" in the title refers solely to the last line of the poem and is in no way intended to convey the impression that this poem is any good .