Wednesday, April 2, 2008

More Rime Than Reason


This was supposed to be a "sarcastic " take on the state of fiction these days , thanks to a novel by Steve Berry that i just finished reading .. But then i read "The elephant Vanishes " By Hirakumi something ( Japanese name , just remembering the first name is accomplishment enuff i would think ) ( assuming thats the right first name that is ) ( but enuff of this ) and "Ice Station" By Matthew Reilly and my faith in Books was restored (sadly , cuz i was quite looking forward to that post ) (btw i really wonder how ppl managed b4 brackets were invented )

Instead the readers of this blog ( all 3 of them ) have to make do with a few more "creative " efforts of mine

I thought up this one while riding to work




Magnificent she stands , Dominating the road
An impetuous wave of her hand
& all the vehicles stop
Its not to stare , she's not so beautiful
She's a Traffic Cop .





This was originally supposed to be purely a "poetic" post , with only poems, about very silly stuff of course . Its amazing how the very mundane can become postable in a blog , as long as u throw in a few rhyming words here and there .Fortunately or Unfortunately though there are no more poems here . But since there is quite a lot of text following , this post becomes slightly less useless


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Since I am Feeling too lazy to collate all of the below into logical posts , here follows some purely random thoughts from the last month

Oh and Yes , i made up the word "postable"
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The past month has been quite sensational for any sports fan , and is in large part why i started this post on the 2nd of April and am finishing it just now :- )

There has been the playoffs of one of the best seasons of the NBA .

IPL . Need i Say More ? Ill let Gau, Sup and Cha elaborate , with the latter even resuming blogging thanks to this

Closing Stages of a fabulous Premier League Season , with Man u winning the title on the Last Day

UEFA Champs Lg , leading to sleepless nights as usual , with three english clubs out of 4 in the semis and Man u making finals of this as well :-)

Even had a discussion on Synchronised Swimming on rebirth ;)


In fact there was one day where i woke up early to watch a Laker game , went to the IPL game in Chennai that evening and then stayed up to watch MAN U play in the Champs Lg .

Ah , Good Times.


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Asphalt is unforgiving .








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The Internet Rox ! Not that this is a new or shattering revelation , but after watching NBA games streaming on the internet , which i would have absoultely no chance of watching otherwise , i just HAVE to mention that here .


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Mokkai Of the month :

Q.) What wud u call Sean Penn's daughter if she was held in Penn State jail ?

A.) a Penn Penn Penn Penn


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" Do I Dare Disturb The Universe ? "


One of my fav quotes of the past month . T.S.Elliot .
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As i look back at all that b.s ^ i cant help but compare it to a bad movie . Its got comedy , tragedy , even a song and a punch dialogue :-)

All thats missing is the climax ........

< Tick Tock >

< Tick Tock >

< Tick Tock >

< Tick Tock >

... Suspense Building ....

< Tick Tock ><>

< Tick Tock >

< Tick Tock >

..................... And i turn 23 .

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Ultimate poem


Being Exceptionally vetti this past week i decided to wake up the right side of my brain (depicted below) from its long slumber and do some creative thinking .. What results is the following "poem"



Why am i here ?
What is my purpose ?
Why do i fear
The great Russian Circus ?


What is my calling ?
Where lies my goal ?
Am i just falling
into a hole ?


Why do i waste time ?
Why am i Vetti ?
Damn,this aint gonna rhyme
...........d'oh!


Why do people fight ?
Why cant we have peace ?
What is the world's plight ?
And who moved my cheese ?


Will this poem be a hit ?
Despite this dumb idea of mine
Why did i have to make it
Rhyme every alternate line ?



And As i look back at all that baloney
Wonder , is all i can do
Questions so many ,Why doesnt any
fit the answer forty-two ?


Disclaimer : The "Ultimate" in the title refers solely to the last line of the poem and is in no way intended to convey the impression that this poem is any good .

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Ten out of Ten(nis)



The setting : Saturday 6th Jan2008 , Chennai open 08 2nd semifinal

The participants : Rafael Nadal & Carlos Moya - Both Spaniards ,friends and eternal favourites of the adoring Chennai crowds

The result : Magic :)



What a match ! One of the best tennis matches ive seen and definitely the finest exhibition of sport ive seen live.

The excitement started even before entering the stadium as our car found itself stranded next to Nadal's car in the customary traffic jam leaving us literally one glass away from him ..Not like he even turned in our direction but still.....

With the preliminaries ( the other semi :P ) dispatched off , the stage was set for a fantastic match .In that packed stadium ,surprisingly Moya had more number of ( or atleast more vocal ) fans

Moya,to the surprise of many, won the first set courtesy of a tiebreaker . When he capitalised on that and actually had 4 match points in the second people were quite stunned ... i was never a Moya fan but he played some really admirable tennis this match .. I was never really a nadal fan as well but got to admire his tenacity and never say die attitude .. Clawed back from the brink with some amazing plays and won the second set tiebreaker much to the approval of the crowd who did not want this exhilarating display of tennis to end .





The third set provided more thrills and twists with only the tame ending being an anti climax as nadal ran away with the tiebreak

The match as a whole was of very high quality with not too many unforced errors and several plays that brought the audience to its feet .. The atmosphere was electric as expected and just when one thought the match was done , there was a twist in the tale,resulting in 3 very long sets ..The match was the longest three-set match since 1993 where a match also spanned the same amount of time.

Overall a thoroughly enjoyable experience ably aided by the mokkai's of Gau , KB & Ara and the crowd razzing of Charu Sharma :)

Said moya after the match "The crowd reaction was unbelievable, this is one of the things that motivates you to go on at 31 years of age." . which about sums up how much good playing in chennai does him as i dont think he is revered so much anywhere else .

said Nadal "This was one of my best wins ever. It was a very emotional match."

It was called the best match in the history of this tournament and it left Nadal in poor shape for the final which he promptly lost 6-0 6-1 to youzhny in less time than it took for a single set in the previous match

PS : Had tickets for the whole week except the final . Turned out to be a blessing in disguise what with Nadal looking like he needed Steve Bucknor to referee this match to have any chance of winning :)

Monday, December 31, 2007

Blog Things

As part of my routine vetti activites i was browsing through random webpages and came upon a friend's blog which had this "blog things" quiz result .. Went over and took a few quizzes myself .. Decent timepass .. A few things i got :



You Should Play the Guitar

You're very independent - both in spirit and in the way you learn.
You can teach yourself almost anything, even if it makes your fingers bleed.

You're not really the type to sit patiently through a music lesson - or do things by the book.
It's more your style to master the fundamentals and see where they take you.

Highly creative and a bit eclectic, you need a wide range of music to play.
You could emerge as a sensitive songwriter... or a manic rock star.

Your dominant personality characteristic: being rebellious



Your secondary personality characteristic: tenacity






You Belong in Rome

You're a big city soul with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian people - could life get any better?





You Are a German Shepherd Puppy

Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.







Your German Name is:



Otto Gustav





Apart from this being the most pointless and easiest blog post ive ever written :) it is also quite a break in tradition .. Just wanted to make sure not to let the year slip by without a quickie post at least and thus this is the first post that ive written before 12 am :-D

( Guess i dont need to take that "Are You a Morning Person or Night Person?" quiz eh ? :P )

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Requiem for Vettiness

I wrote the following 3 weeks back , but never posted it for some reason and found it in my drafts now .. Here it is in full now and even with the benefit of 3 weeks hindsight , i find it needs very little editing

"" The eve of departure is here . Months of unabashed vettiness creep to an end. Gone are the days when the only time i saw "AM" on a clock was when it was dark outside . Suddenly i will be expected to get up , rather than go to bed, in the early hours of the morning . I have been practising . Setting the alarm for previously unheard of hours like 8 am and 9 am . It doesnt help much . I can just press "snooze " 10 times , get up an hour and a half later and still be on time to accomplish all the nothing scheduled for the day . This , like so many others , will soon be a luxury i can ill afford .

i just bid my YM friends goodbye. It is not the only thing i have to give up. I can no longer waltz around with a 2 month old beard and a 6 month old haircut . Nor can i lounge in front of my computer all day . There is a marked difference between staring at a computer all day , at work , and "lounging" in front of one . i cannot stay up to watch US open , UEFA champions league , repeats of "Simpsons" , and the host of other enthralling programs late night TV manages to conjure up , in the belief that i will be able to catch up on sleep the next day . The tranquility found at 3 am when everyone is asleep is something that cannot be experienced anymore .


The only "useful" things i did over the past few months were going to the gym and reading .I never had any pressing engagements to attend to that made me unavailable for any outing/movie/basketball/treat/hanging out. I was able to dedicate hours to writing an account of the Euro trip that was able to do some semblance of justice to the trip itself . In short , the only boss of Me was Me & being the kind and benevolent boss that i am , i gave myself a few months off .


My friends could probably touch upon various other aspects of vettiness that have suddenly vanished from their lives , everything from just hanging out to watchin movies all day . All i can say is im probably goin to be adding a few things to that list in 9 weeks time . ""

Follow up :

The most important additions to that list ive discovered in the past weeks has probably been the lack of music blaring away around me for the majority of the day and the sadly diminishing role that sports is coming to have in my life .

[ Embed theme from "Requiem for a dream " here ] . When i have more free time probably . Sigh .

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

2(0) Fast 2(0) Furious !




That's the only way to describe the action at the recently concluded 20 20 World Cup .. fast n furious . This was the inaugural t20 world cup and the authorities could not have asked for a better exhibition of cricket to firmly entrench this new format in every one's mind

They could not have asked for a better start to the tournament as South Africa and the West indies served up a fantastic appetizer to the rest of the tournament ..Chris Gayle made the first (and ironically last ) century of the tournament blasting 10 sixes along the way to get the West Indies to a 200+ score .. Barely had the reverberations of such a pyrotechnic display settled down when the South Africans surpassed it , gettin to the stiff target with consummate ease and 14 balls left . This match set the stage for the rest of the tournament , showcasing stimulating cricket , the innovative dancers , the music , the underlying statistics of the sixes ( the number of them , distance travelled ) and many other novel features

It was the turn of Zimbabwe to steal the spotlight next , when they upset the world champions Australia in a close encounter ..By the time the tournament progressed to the Super 8 stage everyone had come to expect big hitting (as evidenced by sri lanka piling on 260 vs kenya) , close nervy finishes and the possibility of any team being toppled , which the Windies discovered much to their disconcertion as they made a unceremonious round 1 exit .

They very epitome of nervy finishes was provided by The India Pak match in the groups .. The match swung one way , then the next before finally ending in a tie and being resolved India's way by the introduction of crickets equivalent to the penalty shootout :- the bowlout

Come Super 8 time , the action just got more competitive with not too much separating the teams ..The indians stepped it up a notch as well with the fireworks being provided by yuvraj vs england and the bowling doin the job in an excellent match vs the south africans

The semifinals saw pakistan put it past new zealand with ease and india unexpectedly prevailing over the Aussies with a spirited comeback to set up the most electric of matches .. India - Pak , in a world cup final to boot !

The final turned out to be a fitting culmination to the tournament providing a nerve wracking finish and proving that india pakistan games are never done till they are done .. When mizbah choked for the second time in 2 games , after reviving pakistan from the brink, it led to delirious celebrations from indians all over the world

Everyone jumped on the bandwagon announcing ostentatious awards for the cricketers , which were all the more conspicuous by the lack of the same for world champions in other sports , consequently leading to protests by them .

Apart from the fact that India did great in this tournament and won it against all odds , i really loved this tournament for all the entertainment it provided .. i Watched almost all the matches ( having nothing better to do :-P ) and did not really get bored too many times .. A few would even rank right up there with the best ive ever seen , in terms of sheer tension at least .. All the india matches were fantastic and the others dished up some good fun as well... Not too many matches were one-sided , apart from australia stepping it up and totally eviscerating sri lanka when it mattered.

Overall this tournament was one of the most memorable cricket series' i have ever witnessed and it was exactly what was needed after the fiasco that was the 2007 Odi world cup in the West Indies and as a sequitur everyone is talking about 20 20 as the future of this game


PS : I Came up with the title of this post before the issue of India Today was released , juz look @ the date for proof ... which just shows i should be writing for them :-P

PpS : Another good thing that resulted from this tournament was that , although it was heartstopping at times ( or perhaps due to ) , it meant i dont have to cut my nails for a while :-)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Euro Trip - Part 8



After a long hiatus in posting due to [ insert random reason here ] i decided i should finish the account of the Euro Trip so here goes

Day 13:

Checked out of the hotel and proceeded to Gau de Nord train station where we were to board the Eurostar train to England .. Said goodbye to Alessandro our adroit bus driver over the last 13 days and went into the station .. Hunted for trolleys in vain at the station .. None were to be seen .. Considering that each trolley cost 1 euro to use , you would think that they would be well stocked .. Apparently this was not the case and we had to drag the suitcases by hand except for one guy who paid some dude 10 euros to take his trolley .. Passed through Customs and emigration and got to the terminal where , as we were early , we had to wait for some time

The EuroStar is a high speed train service connecting London with France and Brussels .. It Crosses under the English Channel by means of an undersea tunnel .. We boarded the train ,stowed our luggage in the luggage rack and settled down for the journey ahead




Was really hopin to catch a glimpse of the English Channel .. Was not to be though as we entered the tunnel well ahead of the starting point of the channel

We entered England and disembarked at Waterloo Station and got onto the bus .. Proceeded straight to Lunch where we had the local Meal .. Fish n Chips with salad ..
After lunch we went to Madam Tussauds Wax Museum which is a delightful place for people to get their photographs taken with famous " people " ..They keep shuffling the statues and replacing them with more up to date personalities from time to time... When we went they had the Indian special with statues of Aishwarya Rai , Shahruk & Amitabh



The cool thing about this place was how life-like the statues were and how difficult it was to distinguish flesh from wax ... There was even a statue of a photographer opposite one of the celebrity statues and it was so lifelike that whenever ppl walked in between the 2 statues , they would apologize to the photographer , only to realize ( or not ) later it was all a deception .. There were many rooms in the museum , each containin people from different fields .. There was a room dedicated to the POTC with Johny Depp and co



In some popular rooms such as this one there were professional photographers on hand to take ur pic and sell it to u .. Movie Stars were probably the most prolific category with statues of actors and their props present everywhere ... Even ghost rider and his bike were in attendance



There was Spiderman, Terminator , James bond , even Charlie Chaplin .. We then moved onto sports personalities .. There was Mr and Mrs Beckham ( obviously ) , Owen , Rooney , Tiger Woods ,even a replica of the football world cup .. There were some interactive games in this room like shooting a football onto a projected goal .. Sittin in the tennis umpires chair and testing if u can spot where the ball was in or out .. There was Lance Amstrong and you leading the pack at the Tour De France



The next room was musicians , of which there were surprisingly few ,and politicians .. There was Bush n Blair




Indira Gandhi & even Hitler




We saw the first statue ever made by Madame Tussaud , rode a mini train through a depiction of Britain's history and got thoroughly lost before we could find the exit and get out in time


We then went to the London Eye , which is this Ferris wheel type observation ride , which rotates extremely slowly , constructed by British Airways ..The wheel carries 32 sealed and air-conditioned passenger capsules attached to its external circumference



Got some pretty good photos from the top of the city of London





At the base of the London Eye , we looked at some exhibition phamplets , includin one of Star Wars and also saw a trampoline which had been set up .. We dint have any time to do anything more than look @ these though as it was gettin late and we had to head to the hotel


We had all wanted to explore the Champs Elysee in Paris but were unable to do so due to time constraints .. So to make up for that we wanted to go to Picadilly circus , a similar sort of place with all night activity .. Formed a group of interested people and went and enquired as to whether Thomas Cook would provide transportation .. The answer , sadly, was no .. We decided to take the underground railway , the famous Tube system ..After some map reference we set off to the nearest station , bought a day pass from the machine and boarded the train .. There are many lines that operate the underground .. Central Line, Picadilly line etc each havin its own colour red ,blue , yellow etc and many stations are served



Reached Picadilly Circus in about 20 mins ..The Latin word circus (meaning circle) refers to a "circular open space at a street junction" .. Walked around here for a while , saw the sights , lots of theatres ( both plays and movies ),Restaurants / pubs and other entertainment venues are present here .. Lots of people up and about the town at this time enjoying the night life



Stayed here for about an hour , then caught the tube back to the Hotel .

Day 14 :

Had the London City tour today .. We were joined for this by a local guide , a woman named Sally .. She was relating to us the story of London's past , its current standing,the various building and so on .. We first stopped at the Albert Memorial .. This was a statue commissioned by Queen Victoria in memory of her husband




Right opposite this is the famous Royal Albert Hall .. This very distinctive hall hosts more than 350 performances every year



From here we drove around a bit more , the guide explainin stuff to us on the way .. We passed Hyde Park which is is one of the largest parks in England and one of the Royal Parks of London, famous for its Speakers' Corner...Speakers' Corner is an area where public speaking is allowed and speakers are allowed to speak as long as the police consider their speeches do not breach the law .. We crossed Marble Arch





We crossed London Bridge , which thankfully , was not succumbing to gravity as the popular poem goes .. We passed Trafalgar square also .. Around this area , at that time there was a bomb scare so the police were evacuating all the people from the area .. It turned out to be a hoax thankfully .. We were waitin for the passing of the changing horse guards but it was not to be that day

We then passed Prince Charles' house and proceeded to Buckhingam Palace for the acclaimed changing of the guards






This is nearly an hour long spectacle wherein a new batch of guards come in to replace their compatriots going off duty .. First the new group of guards come down the road replete with a band playing music , then proceed into the palace itself .. After this the outgoing guards march out formally again and go back to their barracks



We dint stick around for the entire show but left after the new set of guards were ushered in .. We drove on past Westminster Abbey , which is is the traditional place of coronation and burial site for English monarchs , past the well-known Big Ben and went for lunch .. On the way we saw a few typical english institutions .. One was the distinctive London cab , which looks a lot less roomy from afar than it really is . We also saw lots of old English bars .. Some even had floral arrangements , one which had even won an award for it for 4 consecutive years



Apparently during the happy hours these places are packed with people ,some even resigned to standing outside

We next visited the Tower of London , best known for its illustrious residents , The Crown Jewels ..The Tower's primary function was a fortress, a royal palace, and a prison ..It has also served as a place of execution and torture, an armoury, a treasury, a zoo etc .. This was founded in 1078 by William the Conqueror and is now a World Heritage site

There are many buildings that encompass the site ,each serving a different purpose .. Right opposite the tower is the majestic Tower Bridge , which has the ability to rise up any time a ship needs to pass under it



There were entire rooms devoted to showcasing the ancient armour and the guns , horse armour as well




We went around the Jewel tower ,where they had 2 screens of introduction to the Crown Jewels before goin in to see them .. The room where the Crown Jewels themselves are displayed has a moving travellator on which one stands and admires the jewels as we move past the glass cases that contain them .. Apart from the Crown Jewels Themselves , which are fabulous and obviously priceless , there are various other artifacts and royal memorabilia ..The crown jewels stay here under armed guard throughout the year unless they are taken out during the coronation ceremony and at various other state functions

Unfortunately Photography was not allowed in that room so there are no pics:-(

The Tower of London abounds with mystery and conspiracy theories as there are countless stories about it during its time as a torture and execution chamber .. They even found 2 skeletons when they were renovating the tower .. These were allegedly the 2 princes who had disappeared while being held captive in the tower

There was even a voting machine on which visitors could vote for what they thought the most likely scenario was



We strolled outside , saw the beefeaters , who are the official guards of the tower and the ravens .. It had been thought that there have been at least six ravens in residence at the Tower for centuries. .. There is a belief that if the ravens leave , the Tower of London and the entire kingdom would fall .. Thus the wings of the ravens presently there are clipped and they are cared for by the ravenmaster which is one of the beefeaters .

It is possible to spend an entire day at this place , with many attractions like the torture chamber , a guided tour by one of the guards etc , but we were out of time and had to leave to go for lunch .

After lunch we were given some time off to stroll around the shopping area on Oxford Street .. As none of us wanted to shop we walked down to Picadilly Circus ,following the maps , mostly using the bus route maps pasted on the bus stops .. The walk took the best part of 45 minutes which meant that by the time we got there all we had time to do was go to a Japanese bookstore and eat some ice cream before we had to turn back .. On the way back we walked into a huge apple store where they had all the latest ipods, imacs and all the i-what nots possible .. After spendin some time there we went back and joined the rest of the group , got back onto the bus and drove off

To wind up the trip we were taken to the Swami Narayana Temple on the outskirts of London .. This was Europe's first traditional Hindu temple and was funded and built totally by hindus and took 5 years to build




After spending some time here and staying for the evening arti we left and went back to the hotel ...At the dinner , where free drinks were provided , the group signed and presented a card and a memento to the tour manager and sung his praises for the fantastic job that he did .. As this was the last evening of the trip , we spent some time sayin goodbye to all the members of the group , takin group pics , sharing contact details etc before heading to bed




We were woken up in the middle of the night at 2 30 am to board the bus to get us to the airport .. We were also provided with cakes, energy bars to tide us over until we got on the flight .. Went to the airport , checked in , Got the VAT refund for the stuff we had bought ( Some ppl could not do this as it was time for their flight and the guy at the counter was busy with a previous customer ) and boarded the flight to return to India .



And there u have it . The greatest, most unforgettable vacation of our lives had come to an end .. Europe , a continent unlike any we had ever seen .. From a bountiful dose of glorious history ,rich culture, great architecture and art to breathtaking natural beauty coupled with some great modern innovations and attractions , it has it all . Obviously touring 10 countries in 15 days meant that we could not do full justice to the various attractions available, but just get an essence of each country .. To explore all the places of interest in each country itself is the work of a matter of weeks .

Here credit has to be given to Thomas Cook , who planned and executed a remarkable schedule ensuring that we made the best of the time available ..Every half hour of the tour was planned and accounted for and they ensured that all the popular tourist destinations were visited , allocating more number of days for places with more to see and appropriately less where applicable .. The food provided was more often that not of very good quality .. The tour manager did a great job with respect to time management and here the group did their part as well , stickin to the time limits. Also the group as such was a very good mixture of people who got on well with each other and were generally in high spirits throughout... This trip was also a great oppurtunity for us to spend a lot of time as a family .

The posts have gotten bigger as each installment of it arrives , much like the Harry Potter series :P , and yet has many elisions.. All it proves is that words are not merely enough to describe this trip in its entirety .

I had mentioned at the beginning of this series of posts that i was writing these posts to serve as a memory aid in case i forget .. But 2 months on , i can remember vividly most of what transpired during the trip .. This , i believe, is testimony enough of the nature of this trip and the once-in-a-lifetime experiences we had .

So, like they say at the end of Euro Trip .. Best Trip Ever !