Cross - Talk

I was reading that ^ ^ , there was this knockabout cross - talk act where , and I quote " Its one of those Pat and Mike things. Two birds come on in green breards ..... ".... Actually its too long , go look it up .

The gist is two people .. well .. cross -talking and poking each other with umbrellas. Anyway the below post is loosely inspired by that ( Without the remarks being prefaced with words like "Begorrah " and "Faith and begob" , as in the original, of course :P )




As always this post is mostly the result of an overimaginative mind . Based on that criterion alone I think Calvin would have made a great blogger . But i digress .. Onto the dialogues .

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

George Washington : I cannot tell a lie .
Jack Nichoson : You want the truth ? You cant handle the truth !! .

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
The Joker : Why So Serious ?

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

Damien Hirst : The power of the Gray Skull ..
He - Man : Hey , thats my line !

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

< anyone > : < anything >
Wumpus : lol .. ... So ? ..... *Yawn* .... Cool .... lets go there ... Who here has seen < insert random un-interesting thing here > ? .. Blah Blah ...


-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

( Overheard between the voices in my head )

Q : Why would the coding for Wall -E been really easy ?
A : Because its only one line : System.gc()



-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

(Shamelessly plagiarized )

CATS : All your base are belong to us
In Soviet Russia all our base are belong to You !!

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

And finally ...

Readers of this blog : Whats all this nonsense ?
Me : Its all part of my new slogan : " Humour will save the world . "

(That's loosely based on this )

Readers : Ha !

( Bertie Wooster : "Ha!" is one of those things it's never easy to find the right reply to - it resembles "You!" in that respect )

Me : (Suitably Searching for a comeback ) At least the links were interesting

Readers : So ?

( Bertie Wooster : "So!" is another of those things which it's never easy to find the right answer to. Nothing in the way of a comeback suggested itself to me, so I merely lit a cigarette in what I intended to be a nonchalant manner , though I may have missed it by a considerable margin ... )

Me: ( Assumin nonchalant air as above )

Readers : And this post is supposed to be humorous ?

Me : yes ..

Readers : LOL . Now THATS funny .

Me : :(

-----------------------------------------------x----------------------------------------

Got Any ?